19 February 2009

Attack of the Loons: Dirty Sanchez: The Movie vs Jackass: The Movie



Which one is better? There's only one way to find out: Fight!

Dirty Sanchez: The Movie (2006) reminded me of how well gross-out gags can be done – when it goes by the name of Jackass: The Movie (2002), that is.

It wishes it were Jackass though. It isn’t and won’t ever be; Johnny Knoxville and co. got there first, and did it better. The Welsh imitators will never have the crude sense of cheeky abandon that they had. The games of juvenile one-upmanship here pale in comparison to their US predecessor’s roughly strewn inventiveness; they can replace Knoxville’s water-rocket bikes with as many fish-hooks to the foreskin as it takes, it just doesn’t seem either shocking or flinch-worthy this time around. It just comes off as hackneyed déjà vu.

Sanchez has some needless, misdirected homophobia concerning the identity of some Thai transsexuals they happen across (and then a bit more elsewhere) and a brush (a gross-off?) with a Japanese collective equivalent that do actually seem to have some of the Jackass charm (and the Sanchez chancers look scared stiff of them), but everything seems to somehow miss the point.

Knozville’s gang were likely to be offensive to some people’s tastes, but they were all-embracing, inclusive pranksters, targeting their skits playfully at one and all: from Hollywood stars (Brad Pitt) to random passers-by, though mostly at each other, all in the name of a good belly laugh. Sanchez are too cliquey and hetero-centric by comparison; their forcibly high testosterone levels seem to induce a kind of standoffish mean-spiritedness and prevents them from actually engaging with their foils.

There’s only so much vomit drinking and inane mugging to camera to be consumed before this jejune crap gets rapidly boring and reaches tedious overkill; any laughter evaporates all a bit too quickly, and disappears without much of an enduring result. There was something wonderfully charming, and lastingly funny, about Knoxville merely riding his upgraded bike into a lake, or Steve-O getting trapped in an upside-down portable toilet: they performed the stunt, cracked the joke and were effortlessly on to the next thing with no fuss. Sanchez clearly aren’t fussy either, but they tend to hang around after their gags, like a bad smell, and ensure each other definitely, like, got it, man. Jackass were simply more intuitively funny.

Director John Waters has openly acknowledged his love and appreciation of the Jackass lot’s TV shows, and he even appeared in their film's follow-up. That’s more like it. After all, he’s the one who really started all this: Divine scoffing poodle shit at the end of Pink Flamingos back in 1968 set the bar high for all this scatological japery. The Dirty Sanchez crew talk shit, but I bet they’d never be caught dead eating it.

© Craig Bloomfield 2009

18 February 2009

What can a canon live without?


Abbas Kiarostami, pondering the validity of images (or simply just on a lunch break)

I recently finished reading Jonathan Rosenbaum’s excellent book Essential Cinema: On the Necessity of Film Canons, and am also in the midst of contributing a few personal selections to an ongoing online film canon, so the idea of film canonisation is forefront in my mind at the moment. One film, which I didn’t originally put forward as a selection, but perhaps should have, was Abbas Kiarostami’s Ten (2002).

On reading Rosenbaum’s book, and in the playing of the “canon game” online, I've been (re)introduced to some exemplary films, some of which weren’t obvious canonical titles – unlike, say, a lot of the AFI’s list or Sight & Sound’s ten-year polls – but that’s not to say they were necessarily obscure films - although some indeed are (and why not, of course - this is one way of getting some of the more unheralded or unseen films noticed; and shouldn’t fresh canons start this way anyhow?). Though who's to really say what's obvious and what's not; one person's long-time favourite is another's fresh discovery.

Ten may be obscure to some, a likely candidate for others (like so many possibly unobvious contenders one might conjure up), or even anti-cinema (in its approach to resolute minimalism) in some other people's eyes. But it's the named director – along with his or her general reputation - that can often be a deciding factor in creating canons. Is it a hearty signifier of quality, perhaps? Or just the way things are? This may be why the usual line-up of “greats” (like Welles, Bergman, Antonioni etc) are so many in number on a great deal of canons.

Kiarostami certainly has a large number of admirers who would surely like to see most of his output cemented in Official List Form (indeed, he's a "great" in his own right), but is Ten the obvious contender? Is it his best? What about his follow-up, Five (2004)? There's the highly-acclaimed Koker trilogy (Where Is the friend's House? (1987), And Life Goes On... (1992), Through the Olive Trees (1994)), or Taste of Cherry (1997) too? Does it really matter if Ten is or isn't believed to be his "best"?

Rosenbaum’s list, by-and-large, leans toward the personal, with a healthy tip of the hat towards a film's overall international impact, reception and accepted status among those who may have been lucky enough to have seen some of his choices. I think this is one way, indeed a good way, in determining what might be held up as a Significant Example of Filmmaking. Each to his or her own, of course: the joy of having so many canons available to mull over is the variety of choice. And what's personal to me may be anathema to you. But I like the idea of including something that may at first seem anti-canonical make a canon (I detected this in the Rosenbaum book, too). The interesting thing about Ten (among many, many interesting aspects) is that it questions directorial intent and the role of the director (or director-as-auteur)* And there should be at least a few films that challenge this in any film canon.

Many impassioned film buffs and writers of course like to love, love to like, or at the very least confirm and acknowledge, the idea of auteurism and so could perhaps be, with a gentle nudge in the ribs here and there, open to contemplating titles that question its place in shaping film content. Should a film be canonised because of the director’s conscious input, or because of the lack of it? Ten pokes a stick in the spokes.


Mania Akbari as the Driver in Ten

Kiarostami is questioning auteurism with Ten. To me he seems to be addressing the complaints of the 1920s-on New Criticism (first suggested by US theorists W.K. Wimsatt and Monroe Beardsley in their essay "The Intentional Fallacy" (1946, rev. 1954)) and their idea that the author's intention is not important, by, directly or indirectly, almost removing himself from the film’s construction. Whatever meaning his camera might draw from the narrative and the images is posited as separate from him; he acts as the displaced conduit.

There may be some speculation as to what Kiarostami intends with Ten, as he makes anonymous his signature, used distinctively in his work before this film. But by making the film Kiarostami suggests he’s wiped his slate clean; he’s questioning what direction means and implies that the viewer do the same. But even more so than in some others’ films (Michael Haneke's work, say) Kiarostami seems somewhat glad to hand over the reigns to us to control as we want (though he handed them over and actively walked away on Five, which I also aim to write about at some point).

But who’s to say? Anyone can glean from it whatever they darn well want to.The positioning of the camera/audience in Ten is only really initially determined by the choice to make a film set solely in a car: the camera is static, a stationary tool for recording conversations, whilst everything around it is in motion. That is, apart from those two crucial cuts away. Filmmaking (in the traditional sense), in the form of an edit, does then intrude. But then maybe he couldn’t help imposing himself just a little bit... and is merely placing the camera on the dashboard an act of direction anyway? This is all very elastic and debatable, but that’s what makes it a perfect contender for film canonisation in my view; the boundaries between director and viewer are subtly and carefully blurred. A healthy film canon, one that wants to truly show breadth of choice in what is possible in filmmaking, needs to have just one or two, maybe smaller in scope, films that try to flip over the auteurist cart.

I read a quote, back in 2002, that filmmaker Catherine Breillat gave on the film: “[it’s] perfect Kiarostami, because there’s no more image, no more Mise-en-scène, just a camera and intelligence, and pure thought.

Now, a film which uses image, and more importantly authorial intention, as frugally and cautiously, and as beautifully as Ten does, and then regardlessly allows the mind to enter the gaps that the images have vacated, demands to be held up for re-evaluation. Fire your canons, folks.

* see Kiarostami's companion-piece documentary, 10 on Ten (2004), for his own views on the film.

© Craig Bloomfield 2009

9 February 2009

Top Ten Films and Performances of 2008

Here is my list of what I saw as the best films of last year. Also, as per usual, I've included my favourite ten male and female performances, and also a bit on a few unexpected and/or underrated mini gems - those that may not necessarily be exactly the best, but have what I consider some great qualities about them (whether that be purely genre pleasures or films that have left a small but memorable mark). All films by-and-large received a theatrical release in the UK between January 1st and December 31st.

Male Performances:

Top row: 10 - 6; Bottom row: 5 - 1

01. Michael Fassbender as Bobby Sands in Hunger
02. James Franco as Saul Silver in Pineapple Express
03. Michael Shannon as Son Hayes in Shotgun Stories
04. Pat Shortt as Josie in Garage
05. Thomas Turgoose as Tomo in Somers Town
06. Eddie Marsan as Scott in Happy-Go-Lucky
07. Mos Def as Mike in Be Kind Rewind
08. Albert Finney as Charles Hanson in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead
09. Tommy Lee Jones as Hank Deerfield in In the Valley of Elah
10. Karl Urban as Nick Harvey in Out of the Blue

Also good, in no order: Colin Farrell In Bruges / Michael Pitt Funny Games U.S. / Diego Luna Mister Lonely / Ricky Gervais Ghost Town / Gary Oldman The Dark Knight / Benicio del Toro Things We Lost in the Fire / Brad Pitt Burn After Reading / Samuel L. Jackson Lakeview Terrace / Baki Davrak The Edge of Heaven / Toby Jones The Mist

Female Performances:

Top row: 10 - 6; Bottom row: 5 - 1

01. Julianne Moore as Barbara Baekeland in Savage Grace and as doctor's wife in Blindness
02. Asia Argento as Vellini in Une vieille maîtresse
03. Jennifer Jason Leigh as Pauline in Margot at the Wedding
04. Juliette Binoche as Suzanne in The Flight of the Red Balloon
05. Sally Hawkins as Poppy in Happy-Go-Lucky
06. Isabelle Huppert as Jeanne Charmant-Killman in A Comedy of Power and as Pascale in Private Property
07. Anamaria Marinca as Otilia in 4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days
08. Helena Bonham-Carter as Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
09. Mary Beth Hurt as Ruth in The Dead Girl
10. Marcia Gay Harden as Mrs. Carmody in The Mist

Also good, in no order: Nicole Kidman Margot at the Wedding / Jennifer Garner Juno / Pauline Malefane Son of Man / Galina Vishnevskaya Alexandra / Wei Tang Lust, Caution / Maria Bello Butterfly on a Wheel / Hanna Schygulla The Edge of Heaven / Samantha Morton River Queen/Mister Lonely / Cynthia Nixon Sex and the City / Melonie Diaz Be Kind Rewind

Top Ten worst and 10 disappointments:

Worst, in order: 01. Funny Games US (Michael Haneke) / 02. Wanted (Timur Bekmambetov) / 03. Scar 3D (Jed Weintrob) / 04. Charlie Wilson’s War (Mike Nichols) / 05. The Happening (M. Night Shyamalan) / 06. Smiley Face (Gregg Araki) / 07. My Blueberry Nights (Wong kar-wai) / 08. Ghost Writer (Alan Cumming) / 09. Sex and the City (Michael Patrick King) / 10. Pathology (Marc Schoelermann)

Disappointments, in no order: Dan in Real Life (Peter Hedges) / Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (Steven Spielberg) / The Orphanage (Juan Antonio Bayona)/ Redacted (Brian De Palma) / Reservation Road (Terry George) / Quantum of Solace (Marc Forster) / Changeling (Clint Eastwood) / Diary of the Dead (George A. Romero) / Gone Baby Gone (Ben Affleck) / Eagle Eye (D. J. Caruso)

A Few Underrated/mini gems, in no order: Tu£sday (Sacha Bennett) / P2 (Franck Khalfoun) / The Dead Girl (Karen Moncrieff) / Butterfly on a Wheel (Mike Barker) / The Duchess (Saul Dibb) / Awake (Joby Harold) / Black Water (David Nerlich/Andrew Traucki) / All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (Jonathan Levine) / The Good Night (Jake Paltrow) / What Happens in Vegas (Tom Vaughan) / WTC View (Brian Sloan)

Top Ten films:

10: Our Daily Bread/Unser täglich Brot (Nikolaus Geyrhalter/Germany, Austria)


09. Garage (Leonard Abrahamson/Ireland)


08. The Mist (Frank Darabont/USA)


07. The Flight of the Red Balloon/Le Voyage du ballon rouge (Hsiao-hsien Hou/France)


06. Shotgun Stories (Jeff Nichol/USA)


05. Private Property/Nue propriété (Joachim Lafosse/Luxembourg, Belgium, France)


04. Blindness (Fernando Meirelles/Canada, Brazil, Japan)


03. Margot at the Wedding (Noah Baumbach/USA)


02. Still Life/Sanxia haoren (Zhang Ke Jia/China, Hong Kong)


01. Hunger (Steve McQueen/UK, Ireland)


Films, 11-20: 11. Savage Grace (Tom Kalin) / 12. Summer Hours (Olivier Assayas) / 13. You, the Living (Roy Andersson) / 14. Out of the Blue (Robert Sarkies) / 15. Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead (Sidney Lumet) / 16. Somers Town (Shane Meadows) / 17. Mister Lonely (Harmony Korine) / 18. Happy-Go-Lucky (Mike Leigh) / 19. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (Tim Burton) / 20. Une vieille maîtresse (Catherine Breillat)

Also good, in no order: Pineapple Express (David Gordon Green) / The Edge of Heaven (Fatih Akin) / Be Kind Rewind (Michel Gondry) / Alexandra (Aleksandr Sokurov) / The Savages (Tamara Jenkins) / [●Rec] (Jaume Balagueró/Paco Plaza) / WALL·E (Andrew Stanton) / My Winnipeg (Guy Maddin) / We Are Together (Paul Taylor) / 4 Months, 3 Weeks & 2 Days (Cristian Mungiu)

2 February 2009

Looking back to 2007: Films and Performances

Male Performances '07:

Top row: 10 - 6; Bottom row: 5 - 1

10. Will Smith as Robert Neville in I Am Legend
09. Stephen Graham as Combo in This Is England
08. Matt Damon as Jason Bourne in The Bourne Ultimatum
07. Ali Barkai as Atim in Daratt
06. Andrew Garfield as Jack Burridge in Boy A
05. Gordon Pinsent as Grant Anderson in Away From Her
04. Will Oldham as Kurt in Old Joy
03. Casey Affleck as Robert Ford in The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
02. Chris Cooper as Robert Hanssen in Breach
01. Ryan Gosling as Dan Dunne in Half Nelson

Also good, in no order: Viggo Mortensen Eastern Promises / Andy Griffith Waitress Nick Frost Hot Fuzz / Sami Bouajila Days of Glory / Toby Kebbell Control / Mark Ruffalo Zodiac / Giacomo Rizzo The Family Friend / Gabe Nevins Paranoid Park / Tadanobu Asano Invisible Waves / Ben Foster Alpha Dog

Female Performances '07:

Top row: 10 - 6; Bottom row: 5 - 1

10. Samantha Morton as Deborah Curtis in Control
09. Adélaïde Leroux as Barbe in Flandres
08. Shareeka Epps as Drey in Half Nelson
07. Grace Zabriskie as Visitor #1 in Inland Empire
06. Molly Shannon as Peggy in Year of the Dog
05. Judith Diakhate as Gabi in The Night of the Sunflowers
04. Kierston Wareing as Angie in It’s a Free World…
03. Tilda Swinton as Karen Crowder in Michael Clayton
02. Margo Martindale as Carol in Paris, je t'aime
01. Laura Dern as Nikki Grace/Susan Blue in Inland Empire

Also good, in no order: Melinda Page Hamilton Sleeping Dogs / Angelina Jolie A Mighty Heart / Tannishtha Chatterjee Brick Lane / Leslie Mann Knocked Up / Ebru Ceylan Climates / Gillian Anderson Straightheads / Laura Linney Jindabyne / Marion Cotillard La Vie en Rose / Archie Panjabi A Mighty Heart / Lily Tomlin A Prairie Home Companion

Top Ten Films:

10. Breach (Billy Ray/USA)


09. Syndromes and a Century/Sang sattawat (Apichatpong Weerasethakul/Thailand, France, Austria)


08. Ratatouille (Brad Bird/Jan Pinkava/USA)


07. Paranoid Park (Gus Van Sant/USA)


06. The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (Andrew Domink/USA, Canada)


05. The Night of the Sunflowers/La noche de los girasoles (Jorge Sánchez-Cabezudo/Spain, France, Portugal)


04. Zodiac (David Fincher/USA)


03. Daratt/Dry Season (Mahamat-Saleh Haroun/Chad)


02. Old Joy (Kelly Reichardt/USA)


01. Inland Empire (David Lynch/USA, France, Poland)



Also good, in no order: When the Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts (Spike Lee) / Ten Canoes (Rolf de Heer/Peter Djigirr) / Half Nelson (Ryan Fleck) / The Bourne Ultimatum (Paul Greengrass) / Boy A (John Crowley) / Flandres (Bruno Dumont) / Away from Her (Sarah Polley) / This Is England (Shane Meadows) / I Am Legend (Francis Lawrence) / Bamako (Abderrahmane Sissako)

Note: I've just completed my list for 2008 and will post it up once I've done all the necessary tweaking and adjustments. Finding and editing the pictures seems to be taking a fair bit of time. It should be up by the middle of February.

© Craig Bloomfield 2009

Looking back to 2006: films and performances

For my 2006 and 2007 (to follow) year end list, and the years that precede them as and when I get time to compile them, I'll just be posting lists of the films (also with both male and female performances, and possibly worst/disappointments lists etc), without commentary, and which made the biggest impact on me. Doing these lists allows me to simply track, at a glance, what I've seen and enjoyed from each year. It's mainly for prosperity and to see how my tastes change, or indeed remain the same. It's a simple list format because I want to focus on writing about newer films here.

Male Performances:

Top row: 10 - 6; Bottom row: 5 - 1

10. Justin Long as Bartleby Gaines in Accepted
09. Jérémie Renier as Bruno in L'enfant
08. Owen Kline as Frank Berkman in The Squid and the Whale
07. Rob Brydon as Capt. Toby Shandy/himself in A Cock & Bull Story
06. Melvil Poupard as Romain in Time to Leave
05. Clifton Collins Jr. as Perry Smith in Capote
04. Ray Winstone as Captain Stanley in The Proposition
03. Rory Cochrane as Brad in Right at Your Door
02. Nicolas Cage as David Spritz in The Weather Man
01. Heath Ledger as Ennis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain

Also good, in no order: Danny Dyer Severance / Alan Arkin Little Miss Sunshine / Clive Owen Children of Men / Robert Downey Jr. A Scanner Darkly / Christian Bale Harsh Times

Female Performances:

Top row: 10 - 6; Bottom row: 5 - 1

10. Fiona Shaw as Ramona Linscott in The Black Dahlia
09. Luminita Gheorghui as Mioara Avram in The Death of Mr. Lazarescu
08. Sigourney Weaver as Sandy Travis in Imaginary Heroes
07. Lorraine Stanley as Kelly in London to Brighton
06. Amy Adams as Ashley Johnsten in Junebug
05. Dina Korzun as Laura in Forty Shades of Blue
04. Emily Watson as Martha Stanley in The Proposition
03. Penelope Cruz as Raimunda in Volver
02. Déborah François as Mélanie Prouvost in The Page Turner
01. Kate Dickie as Jackie in Red Road

Also good, in no order: Juliette Binoche Hidden / Emily Blunt The Devil Wears Prada / Mary McCormack Right at Your Door / Charlize Theron North Country / Embeth Davidtz Junebug

Top Ten Films:

10. The Weather Man (Gore Verbinski/USA)


09. Zidane - A 21st Century Portrait/Zidane, un portrait du 21e siècle (Douglas Gordon/Philippe Parreno/France, Iceland)


08. Volver (Pedro Almodóvar/Spain)


07. Right at Your Door (Chris Gorak/USA)


06. The Page Turner/La tourneuse de pages (Denis Dercourt/France)


05. Children of Men (Alfonso Cuarón/Japan, UK, USA)


04. The Host/Gwoemul (Joon-ho Bong/South Korea)


03. The Proposition (John Hillcoat/Australia, UK)


02. Junebug (Phil Morrison/USA)


01. Brokeback Mountain (Ang Lee/USA, Canada)


Also good, in no order: Offside (Jafar Panahi) / Black Sun (Gary Tarn) / London to Brighton (Paul Andrew Williams) / Red Road (Andrea Arnold) / Forty Shades of Blue (Ira Sachs) / The Death of Mr. Lazarescu (Cristi Puiu) / The Squid and the Whale (Noah Baumbach) / An Inconvenient Truth (Davis Guggenheim) / Sisters In Law (Florence Ayisi/Kim Longinotto) / A Scanner Darkly (Richard Linklater)

© Craig Bloomfield 2009

8 December 2008

Looking Back to 2005: Selections for the Ten Films of the Year

Continuing my look back at films and performances that made an impact on me three years ago, here are what I thought were the ten most noteworthy films from 2005. Obviously, writing about them now, in December 2008, there's the question of hindsight: Have any changes occurred? Have I revisited any, if not all, of them? And do they still hold up? My response would be: yes (since first assembling this list I got to see Ousmane Semebene's brilliant last film Moolaadé, which leapt right in and stole the no.3 spot and sadly shunted Tony Takitani out of the ten. And my revisiting of Laurence Dunmore's debut film The Libertine cemented its boldness all over again, so it claimed the No.8 spot from Battle in Heaven); yes, roughly half of the films I've seen for a second - and in one or two cases a third - time; unquestionably, yes. All these titles surely indicate, in my opinion, a healthy film year. *full comments to follow*

2005 was a strong year. Of the 134 films I saw that year roughly 30+ were worth seriously considering for the list; narrowing it down to just ten was tough. To address this I'll add a bit, after the top ten, on other films that stunned and/or surprised me. This second ten (11-20) deserve mention, too. Also, six of the ten directors of films on the list have gone on to produce work of equal distinction (or have made films with moments of note-worthy merit and flair in them) since. One (Semebene) sadly passed away; and three are yet to make follow-up films - though I'm confident future work by them will be worth catching). Overall though, this list is a way of remembering what recent films have stood out from the crowd: ten reasons to be happy cinema is continuing to make me sit up and pay attention. On with the list:

10. Land of the Dead (George A. Romero/USA)


09. Head-On/Gegen die Wand (Fatih Akin/Germany, Turkey)


08. The Libertine (Laurence Dunmore/UK, Australia)


07. The Wayward Cloud/Tian bian yi duo yun (Tsai Ming-liang/France, Taiwan)


06. The Beat That My Heart Skipped/De battre mon coeur s'est arrêté (Jacques Audiard/France)


05. A History of Violence (David Cronenberg/USA, Germany)


04. Last Days (Gus van Sant/USA)


03. Moolaadé (Ousmane Sembène/Senegal)


02. The Forest for the Trees/Der Wald vor lauter Bäumen (Maren Ade/Germany)


01. Tropical Malady/Sud pralad (Apichatpong Weerasethakul/Thailand)


Also good, in no order: Tony Takitani (Jun Ichikawa) / Mysterious Skin (Gregg Araki) / Vera Drake (Mike Leigh) / Battle in Heaven (Carlos Reygadas) / Somersault (Cate Shortland) / Café Lumière (Hsiao-hsien Hou) / Serenity (Joss Whedon) / In Good Company (Paul Weitz) / Innocence (Lucile Hadzihalilovic) / The Descent (Neil Marshall)